asymmetricjester:

nowviddythis:

fuckyeahndasian:

it’s a fucking conspiracy!

i’d appreciate an explanation as toWHAT THE FUCK AIR IS 

Oh god and there are like three of those here. AHHHHHHHHHHH

(Source: theinturnet)

asymmetricjester:

literALLY ME.

A Dating Tip

honksexual:

majesticbreadcreature:

infinityshen:

lord-strider:

phemiec:

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

failure-artist:

If you’re hot for a guy, do not paralyze him from the waist down.

So-

Should I shoot them through the chest?!

What about if I make out with their severed head. Is that cool?

Do I send a robot that beats them to unconsciousness??

Do I beat them to unconsciousness??

do we give them boners

D—>Do I manufacture her a robot body and program it with feelings for me

(via asymmetricjester)

asymmetricjester:

putsomethingcleverhere:

I can’t decide which I love more: the one that’s totally nonchalant about getting pushed a foot across the floor or the two that roll off and don’t care. Business as usual, I guess. XD

the robot is like, ok little kitten, you- go here. NO black and white spotted kitten you can’t get on. And you two- this is your stop, time to get off. These two kittens are coming with me

this makes me so happy

reblogged again for those^

I could sit here and watch this cuteness overload for hours! I need a vacuum robot and like 6 kittens. K. Thanks.

(Source: anglophilium)

suddenlyapples:

kai-face:

tropospheric:

canihazkyo:

A funny thing happened on the way to Thor´s Hammer 

oh my god

Oh god, I loved this the first time I saw it and I will never stop loving it, it is so dang perfect.

THE ONLY MAN

I WILL EVER CALL

BABY

BAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

thundergoddess:

i love how the avengers has just taken over tumblr

blog by blog

person by person

all shall fall

ＨＡＩＬ ＬＯＫＩ (⊙‿⊙✿)

(via suddenlyapples)

(Source: cynicalcreations)